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Welcome to FREELANCE LANCE - your premier webhosting and marketing solution provider since 1996! Our engineer-driven approach guarantees the highest quality digital services for your business needs.
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* Up to 10MB of web space!
* FTP access!
* Email forwarding!
* 99.5% uptime guarantee!
* CGI-BIN access (Perl scripts)!
* Custom HTML coding!
* Animated GIFs!
* JavaScript functionality!
* Frames support!
* Visitor counters!
* Search engine submission!
* Banner exchange program!
* Guestbook integration!
* Web ring participation!
* Monthly traffic reports!
* Real software engineers!
* Email support within 48 hours!
* Phone support (9am-5pm EST)!
* Monthly newsletter!
* Free tech tips!
Meet Lance - the coding genius behind Freelance Lance! With over 3 years of experience in HTML 3.2, JavaScript, and CGI programming, Lance brings cutting-edge technology to your business.
Lance graduated from CompuTech Institute in 1994 with a degree in Computer Science. He has been building websites since the early days of the World Wide Web and knows all the secrets to make your online presence STAND OUT from the competition!
"I believe in clean code and flashy GIFs. Your website should be both functional AND eye-catching!" - Lance
EMAIL: lance@freelance-lance.geocities.com
PHONE: (555) 123-4567
BBS: Dial in to our Bulletin Board Service at 14.4kbps!
ICQ: 123456789
PHYSICAL LOCATION: Cyberspace (and sometimes Seattle, WA)